[ His eyes are drawn toward that door, blinking, sure that yes this is seeing embarrassment on some level but-- ]
Being wanted? I'm still made out of flesh and bone, it's not like that changes, and even what's... even what's down there isn't that different! A little bigger, yeah, and in a sheath, but I don't even think it looks deer like so much like a... small horse?
[ He's not suddenly gifted with Large Dick, is what he's saying, because yes he knows this and yes he tried figuring it out. All things said, he's got a very... long... mostly humanlike penis.
And no, he has no idea how accurate that is or isn't, and it makes peeing weird because balancing over squat toilets or seated toilets is weird enough, but no one's asking! He's not telling!!! ]
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Being wanted? I'm still made out of flesh and bone, it's not like that changes, and even what's... even what's down there isn't that different! A little bigger, yeah, and in a sheath, but I don't even think it looks deer like so much like a... small horse?
[ He's not suddenly gifted with Large Dick, is what he's saying, because yes he knows this and yes he tried figuring it out. All things said, he's got a very... long... mostly humanlike penis.
And no, he has no idea how accurate that is or isn't, and it makes peeing weird because balancing over squat toilets or seated toilets is weird enough, but no one's asking! He's not telling!!! ]